"'You Will Always Remember This As The Day You Almost Vaccinated Rand Paul!' Shouts Senator While Escaping Capitol Police Via Schooner"

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The Babylon Bee does it again, sharing a hilarious take on Rand Paul's very wise statement that he doesn't need to be vaccinated since he already had COVID-19.

"WASHINGTON, D.C.—As a vaccine enforcement squad closed in on him while wielding muskets, a defiant Representative Rand Paul leaped to a waiting schooner from the docks of the District of Columbia.

 

""You will always remember this as the day you almost vaccinated Senator Rand Paul!" he said gleefully as the ship sailed down the Potomac. "You'll never vax me alive, Ruffians! Scoundrels! Uh... you...""

Read the rest from the Babylon Bee here.



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