We have a winner, folks!
The following tweet came from Eliza Orlins, a NYC lawyer, a candidate for Manhattan District Attorney, and a former contestant of Survivor and The Amazing Race.
Eliza's tweet was perhaps the most complete best-hits package of woke complaints all rolled into one:
Here are all the elements contained in this one little nugget of wokeness:
- Virtue signaling the dangers of human life during the Age of Rona.
- Mentioning that you feel "unsafe" at least once.
- Noting how rAciSt something is to show you are an intersectional ally in the struggle against patriarchal white colonizers.
- Taking a shot at Orange Man Bad.
- Invoking the name of His Holiness, St. Kaepernick, who footballs the best in the land and shall be forever praised, awomen.
I will note, however, that Eliza failed to mention the lack of LGTBQ+ players, how football contributes to climate change, or the phrase "white privilege."
Do better, Eliza.
Here's how the internet celebrated her achievement:
I'm so sorry you felt unsafe.— Free Market Maximalist (@Marconaut_) February 8, 2021
I hope you can find a place of rainbows and unicorns and padded walls.
How does one become so joyless? https://t.co/xhWcvDZxIH— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) February 8, 2021
Sometimes I can't believe this website is free. https://t.co/w38dnLFP32— Ezra Levant 🍁 (@ezralevant) February 8, 2021
I laughed. I cried. This was a wonderful journey of a tweet: https://t.co/k0YoqtEsRX— Raheem Kassam (@RaheemKassam) February 8, 2021
I'm sorry that you'll never be a functional person ever again.— sconce (@holdscandles) February 8, 2021
When your entire consciousness has been formed for you by the MSM... https://t.co/qLFaTB5Tpp— Endeavour (@RoyalEndeavour) February 8, 2021
Archeologists will likely study this for generations to come, signaling it as a prime example of what caused our civilization to crumble into dust.
Students at an Orwellian university struggle to avoid being shamed rather than speak what they know to be true when asked personal identity questions. This is what happens when you turn over your schools to pedovore social engineers.
Note: these man-on-campus interviews were done almost five years ago. Do you wonder why Antifa and BLM are a thing now? Do you wonder where the DNCCP gets its voters?
Citizen Journalists, multimedia content creators are the reason we are here. Raising up your voice is central to our mission. We are a team, lifting each other by the variety of our talents and skills. The most important element in this is capturing and sharing the unique thoughts, wisdom and artforms that come to us as we ponder the world in our hearts. Seeing now clearly how badly the people who arrogate themselves into positions of power and influence over us, are bungling the job. They have never attempted to serve the people who are the source of their wealth and power, they only seek to exploit us.